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Главная » 2011 » Декабрь » 1 » Голуби на свадьбе
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Голуби на свадьбе
Автор идеи: Оранж, г.Алма-Ата

Идея не моя, а подсмотренная недавно на свадьбе моего друга. Суть в следующем. Если в вашем городе есть голуби, то есть и голубятни. Эти птицы, как известно, всегда возвращаются на свой шесток.

Что сделали наши предприниматели. В местах скопления молодоженов (вечный огонь, памятники и.т.д., тот же ЗАГС или церковь для венчающихся) стоит предприниматель с парой голубей в клетке. Желательно белых и чистых голубей, а не тех, что пасутся по помойкам.

Так вот, когда брачующиеся, ничего не подозревая, водят свои хороводы, предлагается молодожёнам выпустить эту пару голубей. Главное - наговорить с три короба о красивом обычае, счастливой примете или что вам ещё подсказывает воображение.

За определённую плату молодожёны тешатся выпусканием птиц из неволи. Тарифы устанавливайте сами.

И за голубей не беспокойтесь. Они прямиком полетят в свою голубятню.

У кого нет голубятни, советую её найти и договорится с хозяином об аренде животных. Вот и всё.

В нашем случае в стороне стояла машина, в багажнике которой томились штук 20 голубей.

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